My first encounter with will Peach was a link to a blog post called 10 Travel Bloggers I’d Go Gay For. I personally thought this was brilliant. So now that I’ve been at this for a bit, and have had the opportunity to get to know online or in person, some of the fine lasses of the travel world, I feel it is my turn to tell you the top 10 female travel bloggers I would turn into a drunken frat party college chic with.
Why?
Cause I can people, cause I can.
1. THE HOGGA – the brilliant mind that brought you The Traveller World Guide and ChickenChunk
I would let Lindsay, or THE HOGGA, as I like to call her, give me the ultimatest tongue lashing…if you know what I mean. I think she would just use her snappy sarcasm to completely turn me into her bitch. And I am totally cool with that. I’ll be your submissive little whore for a night.
Do what you please Madame. I follow your command.
2. Erica Kuschel from Over YonderLust
I’ve met her. I’ve given her a hug and felt her ample bosom pressed up against my non existent chest. And you know what? I’d like to feel her boobs again….in my mouth! And she’s all tattooed to boot. That is just hot. Cause you know it’s true that all tattooed girls are freaks in bed.
I did get drunk with her once, in a foreign land, yet somehow didn’t rip her shirt off and motorboat those titillating mounds of sexiness.
Total…Fucking… Fail!
3. Lilliane Cobaio from Wanderlass
Not only is she super sexy with a banging athletic body, she is also a super sweetheart and funny. So yes, I would totally get you drunk and turn drunken college frat chic on your ass. And then not call the next morning. Maybe take you down a notch, cause no one should be that hot AND that nice. ‘
It’s not fair. I’m calling bullocks.
4. Alexandra Pucherelli from Fluent in Frolicking
Just look at this photo of this voluptuous beauty intertwines with a gigantic snake. How can you not say, “This is totally fucking hot, and I want to rip that sassy red dress off your smoking hot booty and spank you till you scream?”
You can’t. You just can’t.
5. Will Peach – TravelSexLife, The Gonzo Traveler and a whole slew of enticingly erotic sites
- “But Will Is A Guy!’, you say? I beg to differ. I don’t think any of us really know what Will is, well, besides a heaping pile of oozing hormones and mysterious orgy filled fantasies. Take this photo for example:
Can you even tell which one is the man? I sure can’t!
He makes a pretty convincing girl to me. And from what I hear, he’d totally let me be the man for the night. He does have the reputation of being pretty indiscriminate and up for anything at least once. Just keep that wig on and everything will be alright Will.
I’ll be gentle….maybe.
6.Adventurous Kate
1. She is from Boston, where, as a Boston chic myself, I can assure you our reputation for being a bunch of domineering, bitchy, whores, who are fun as shit in bed, is pretty much fact.
2. You say you are Adventurous? I challenge you then to an adventurous night of seeing how many places we can have dirty girl on girl coitus around Boston before we get caught.
You say you will say yes to anything….
7. Abby Tegnelia from Neon Jungle Princess & Diana Edelman from DTravels ‘Round
Oh, putting 2 people together under one? Why yes, I, am! We can have another wine picnic, only this time, pair our wine with sandwiches…you two are the bread and I’m the filling baby!
Lesbian orgies on a picnic blanket in the rain…we don’t call this place Sin City for nothing!
8. Sally Thelen – Unbrave Girl
I would eat dumplings off your glistening nude Unbrave dumplings all day! Pants don’t fit?
TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF THEN!
There is no room for pants in this fantasy anyways. A night together would be totally ful-filling on so many levels.
9. Candice Walsh from Candice Does the World.
Just the title of her blog tells you what a dirty, little, red-head she is. Her post on “What’s it gonna take to be a sexy travel blogger?” took me aback.
Candice, you are the hottest, fire-crotched, travel blogger I know of, and I would stuff your hot turkey sandwich of a body in a second. That’s right. I’m working on some bloggy stuff in my underwear right now too. How ‘bout we get together and make some bloggy stuff magic.
Underwear not required.
10. Jiyeon Juno Kim from Runaway Juno
I love this girl. She always has the biggest, most beautiful smile in every photo. I would love to see this smile in person…between my thighs! Yes, I would make your sexy Korean ass smile in ways you never thought imaginable.
I promise, you will be running to, not away, from this fun time!
So this is, in no particular order, (cause honestly I’ll take them all on at once if I get the chance) the top 10 (ok 11) travel bloggers I would totally turn into a lesbian for!
From Ervin Cenmurati:
This is an amazing blog, and certainly worth reading… certainly travel porn at its best
From Danib:
hahaha, thanks!
From Melissa To and Fro:
This is an AMAZING post! It must have taken some serious digging to find all of the photos, too!
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From Laurence:
Spectacularly awesome
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From Danib:
Why thank you sir!
From Tom @ Waegook Tom:
HAHAHAHA Ohmygod at this, especially the last part about Juno, “I would love to see this smile in person…between my thighs!”
I’m surprised you didn’t post the photo of Sally from Unbrave Girl in pink pleather. And where, oh WHERE is Miss Lola DiMarco?! You know you could have some fun with those boas that she’s so fond of…
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From Danib:
OMG, where is that photo?!!!! I did not see it. How the fuck did i miss pink pleather? Can you send me the link? I will SOOOOOOOO change her photo!!!!!
From Camels & Chocolate:
I had this odd feeling I’d read this before and then I realized it was Peach’s article I was actually thinking about!
I agree with pretty much all of these and would add Emily in Chile, Alex in Wanderland, Angie Away and Christy from The Ordinary Traveler for Part II.
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From Danib:
My very first introduction to Peachy was his ‘Guys Id Go Gay For’ article. I fell in love. And realized there was a distinct lack of lesbian running around. This is just sexist. There really needs to be more lesbianism in this world!
From Peg:
Best. travel. blog. roundup. EVER.
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From Danib:
HAHAHA..why thank you. I am in love with your website name. I hope you show what is really under those kilts…
From Stephen:
Stay the fuck away from my Runaway Juno!
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From Danib:
I’ll fight you for her. In the mud. With nothing but a thong…
From Juno:
I guess I would say I’m flattered?
Fun round up with great ladies! I have to say; Oh My God was my first response. haha!
From Danib:
HAHAHAHAHA…i think that has been everyone’s first response. Which mean’s i have done my job well.
From Kiri Bowers:
Loving the LEZ! I am determined to feature on your list one day. If only for the mad lezzy love…
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From Danib:
Oh, I already want to do another one, for all the girls i couldnt fit on the first
Id lez out with you too. Don’t you worry about that 
From Vira:
Hahahaha… brilliant!!
you make me see these blogger chicks in a whole new way
LOL..
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From Danib:
HAHAHA..good. they should be seen as the tasty sex objects that they are!
From Erica:
/facepalm
You really don’t know how many times I’ve been motorboated.
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From Danib:
You have no idea how many times I haven’t. I dont think you can motorboat ribs…
From Lilliane | Wanderlass:
Hahaha! What happens in Medellin, stays in Medellin!
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From Danib:
Shhhhhhh….i wont say anything
From Erik:
All great choices! And including the Uber-sexy Will Peach on the list… brilliant!
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From Danib:
Im pretty sure Will Peach is sneaking some secret 3rd gender under that french little dress of his.
From Diana Edelman:
Best. Round Up. Ever. Brilliance.
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From Danib:
I felt i had something to get off my chest…
AND IT WAS MY SHIRT!
From Eva Sandoval:
So first I saw Sally and I was, all, “oh sweet momma.” And then there was Candace, looking all kitten-like on a bed. Good thing Ayngelina from Bacon is Magic wasn’t on this list, or it might have put me over the edge.
RAWR!
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From Danib:
There were so many girls to choose from. This is by no means the only women I would fancy a shag with. But I am not that big of a fan of Bacon. So maybe that had something to do with it.
I’m starting to see a Blogger’s I’d Bang 2 in my future…
From Eva Sandoval:
But have you seen her, woman? If these girls can make you go lez, she can make you go bacon-vore.
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From Heather:
I have no idea how we came out of the same womb, with the same father. This was funny, totally uncomfortable and ballsy. On that note, your Mainer married homebody countrylife sister is going back to folding laundry, making salsa from the garden and starting her fall crochet items.
From Danib:
Its like together we make a singularly well-rounded and complete person. But instead the world was like, “THATS FRIGGIN BORING” and decided to split us up. I love that you are such a homebody. And i love the country too, the country of Colombia, the country of Croatia, the country of …..
From Scarlett:
LOVE this list!! I’d totally go lez for Peachy too x
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From Danib:
Sometimes i think i’m secretly a lesbian. But then i realize that guys just have this ‘little something’ that girls lack….
From Sally:
Oh my. I’m, umm, flattered… I think? I really had no idea all my talk of dumplings and pants was such a turn-on.
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From Danib:
Hey, I am a giant food nerd. How couldn’t talk of delicious meat filled pastries and ill-fitting pants NOT turn me on?!?
From Jim O'Donnell:
I’m only giving my approval to this if I get invited.
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From Danib:
Well, unless you are willing to have a minor bit of surgery, i think you would be out. Sorry love.
From Will Peach:
I’d bang all these chicks too. And then auto-fellate myself.
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From Danib:
If i could auto-fellate myself, I probably would not have wrote this.
From Carlo+Geneva:
awesome.com . two thumbs up for this blog post!! we love it
xo
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From Danib:
Im so glad. I really was expecting more backlash and restraining orders.
From Matt:
I have no words.
Just wow.
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From Danib:
HAHAHAHAHAHA…don’t worry, if I write a ‘Hot Male Travel Bloggers Id Totally Have a Tryst With’ post, you will be on there for the reason of ‘Best Sexy Accent’.
From Amber DeGrace:
Seriously.
This is one of the most fun blogs I’ve read in a LONG time. Absolutely loved it.
I’ll add that when I got to the lovely Adventurous Kate, my 2-year old daughter (Lotus), said, “HEY, that’s MY gun”.
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From Danib:
HAHAHAHAHA, oh, that’s hilarious. Its great when kids are in front of something so wrong, and only see the most innocent thing about it. Love.
From Amber DeGrace:
My 4-year old is currently running around the house in his batman underpants and yelling at the top of his lungs that he’s the king.
I’m clearly doing something wrong … or something very VERY right.
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From Danib:
Im going with very, very right. I am also going with you should be taking lots of photos of this for later usage.
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From Adventurous Kate:
Amber, your daughter rocks.
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From Adventurous Kate:
Oh.
My.
God.
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From Danib:
HAHAHAHA…sorry to let the Boston-chic secret out. I also told my friend the keen art to how to pick up a Boston chic one day (you know, since we are known for being a bunch of bitches who wont give you the time of day). He went home with 2 chics that night. I think if I still lived in Boston, they’d run me out of it!
From Adventurous Kate:
Yeah, and the best pickup line possible is, “I’m from New York but I can’t stand the Yankees…”
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From Danib:
HAHAHAHAHA. The best line i had was “Yea im from here and I hate the Red Sox!” Always started a fight, always ended up with guys trying to hit on the sassy girl.
(PS: i just hate baseball in general, but don’t you dare mess with my Pats!)
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