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2013/03/22

My First Travel Photos–Doors

My First Travel Photos–Doors

I love doors.  I don’t know why I love old, unique, and especially wooden doors so much.  But I do.  And I photograph them. 

 

But man, do I need to work on this skill.  So for your viewing pleasure, welcome to

Week of the

DOORS

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I never know which is a better door accessory, trash or car.  What do you think?

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Yes, a blown out, sideways, skewed door is never complete until you add what I think is a windshield wiper or anti-tank gun to the bottom.   Just for conversation sake.

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Well, it’s better (ish), besides the bad framing (what is going on up top there?), the skew, and being so far back.  Cropping and composition are overrated.

 

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Well, I cropped it.   But just in case cutting off the side of the door isn’t enough, I also added some lovely roof gutter for you.  Ooooooo…roof gutter.

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Centering stuff is also way too overrated.

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This almost could have been really cool, except for that stupid plant and light post photo-bombing my picture.  Oh and the cutting off the bottom of the ground door, if you want to get picky.

So these are some awesome door photos from my first trip to The Balkans.   If anyone has any tricks to getting great door photos (especially on narrow streets) let me know, because I still love taking door photos but I still have trouble with them.  Especially with the skewing of perspective. 

 

Cheers!

Stay tuned for next week when we review LANDSCAPES.  Oh the joy!

Want to see how much my photos have improved in the last 8 years?

Go check out my current travel photography at La Gringa Photos.  

Right now I’m also having a huge photo sale!

(Follow the link to read about it). 

 

 

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2013/01/21

Getting Serenaded

Getting Serenaded

I’ve written before about Che Lagarto Hostel in Santiago, Chile, and how I bartered photography for free nights stay in their hostel. (In their hostel I loved so much, I continued to stay there for my last 4 days, after what we contracted).

I even mentioned getting serenaded on their Valparaiso and Viña del Mar day tour they sent me on, but …

NOW I GET TO SHOW YOU THE SERENADE!

 

Oh yes, I did take video of Andres, the accordion playing sweetheart who tripped the light fantastic for me.  I don’t even remember what I was supposed to see, because I was too enthralled with this sudden outburst of attention.

 

Andres, I miss you.  But just so you know, watching this video now, makes me feel as happy as it did when you called me out and sang and danced like I was the only gringa tourist there.

 

Hope this video makes you smile like it does me.

 

 

CHEERS!

 

 

2012/06/17

Car vs Boulder–Family Travel Memories

For week 18 of the Indie Travel Challenge, pick any one of these questions (or as many as you like!) to answer in your post. What is your earliest childhood memory of traveling with your family? Did you take regular family vacations? Did your family encourage travel? Did any of those family trips inspire your adult life as a traveler?

I love this Boots’n’All weekly writing challenge thing, but I don’t really want to answer any of the questions related to family travel.  So instead, I’m just going to tell you about one of the most hilarious, near-death involving, family memory I have.

 

So I’m from Maine.  Cold, brutal, winter Maine.  And moving to Massachusetts at 7, my family and I would often travel back to Maine a few times a year.

One year, when I was about 14 or something, we went to Maine,

in February,

by car.

(yea, that was thinking)

The trip consisted of me, my mom, my little sister Heather, my little brother Peter, and my brother’s friend Steve.

family photos

My sister, my mom, and my brother. We kinda rock.

 

So about half the week into our trip, we decided to leave my Grammy’s; where we were staying, to go to somewhere.  I think it was to visit my Aunt Mary. 

I’m not sure. 

It doesn’t really matter anyway because we never made it.

 

There had been a giant snowstorm the morning we left.  But this is Maine.  There’s snow from like September to June there, so big deal…

…what’s a little snow?

Driving down the highway (and by highway I mean 2 lane road, 1 lane for each direction of traffic) we came up to the top of a big hill. From the top of the hill the road went down, then back up to another hill. 

Oh, and only the opposite side of the road was plowed. 

Yea timing!

The second we hit the top of the first hill we could see cars, on both sides, skidding out left and right.  Our side of the road was driving on the equivalent of an ice rink.  The other side of the road was trying to dodge out of control cars from our side of the road.  At the top of the 2nd hill there was a 3 car pileup, and growing exponentially fast.

My mom started pumping the brakes to no avail.  So she did what any mom in an out of control car packed with pre-pubescent kids would do; and very calmly said,

“Hold on kids. We’re going to crash.”

Heather, Steve, and I in the backseat instantly put our heads between our legs in the crash position (I honestly have no idea why we did that.  None of us knew the proper crash safety procedures or anything.  I guess growing up in Maine it’s just inherited in your DNA).

My brother, on the other hand, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, sits straight up, and all defiantly like, turns to mom and says,

“What the hell are you going to do that for?”

BAM!

Mom did the only thing she could.  In a car, heading at high velocity down an ice-laden hill, surrounded by other out of control cars, and failing miserably at her attempts defy the laws of gravity, motion, and traction;  she did the best thing she could think of to avoid killing us all – she aimed for the guardrail.

Unluckily, she only hit the very edge of the guardrail, which instantly bent like a blade of grass, not stopping us the least from trying our hand at off-roading in a Ford Taurus. (ok, I think we had the Taurus then.  It was some similar type of car).

Luckily, they happened to be doing construction on the road, and our car went up and over a gigantic boulder.  A gigantic boulder that proceeded to rip out the entire underside of the car and transmission, and lodge itself under our oil pan;  stopping us from careening straight down a 50-foot ravine that lay about 10 ft in front of us.

 

This is what it looked like:

 

Re-enactment of the crash we were in. The yellow arrow is our car.

 

So now we are stopped.  We are shocked. We all realize real quickly that no one got hurt (except my little brother that smacked his head a bit because HE decided to sit straight up and yell at mom rather than brace for impact.)  But he barely got hurt.  He didn’t even get a concussion. Then mom realized we are still sitting in a car, a rock away from face-hurling ourselves into sudden death, and still surrounded by cars-gone-wild.

She yelled at us and we quickly got out of the car as fast as we can and scrambled up the hill.  Someone in a house or a café right at the top of the hill had come out to see the whole ‘driving-in-February-in-Maine’ fail that was going on, and called cops and paramedics. 

I honestly can’t remember if it was a house or a café.  All I know is that the woman inside gave me hot coca, and I love hot coca. 

Oh, that and once we were in safety, and everyone was realizing everyone else was ok, and we weren’t going to die, my mom finally heard what my brother said to her in the car.

“What the hell are you going to do that for?!?   What’s wrong with you?!?”

I thought it was hilarious.  I have no idea if mom was pissed, shocked, or amused.  We laugh about my brother’s brilliance now.  And I’m pretty sure we did then too, but that could have been the ‘Oh My God we’re alive!” adrenaline and emotional rush at not plummeting head-first into a ravine of no return.

Anyway, we never made it where we were trying to go.  The car got towed and fixed. My Uncle Gary picked us up and drove us back to Grammy’s.  And that night on the news, that same 3 car pile-up at the top of the second hill I mentioned earlier, had turned into something like a 40 car pileup within a couple hours.

(And that didn’t include us!  That was just the cars that actually hit other cars, not all the people like us that hit guardrails, trees, rocks, giant piles of snow).

Yup, that is one of my most vivid family memories.   That and throwing an entire bag of chips all over the rental car in excitement of crossing into Maine on our first trip back after we moved to Massachusetts.  That was also pretty hilarious.  Chips EVERYWHERE!  Though, mom didn’t think it was as funny when she had to vacuum them all up.  Oh well.

Love you mom!

mom and me


Cheers!


This is part of Boots n All 2012 Indie Travel Challenge. I’m doing this in hopes of becoming a more consistent and better travel-blogger.  And I really just wanted an excuse to show silly family photos.  My family rocks!

2012/04/25

Top 10 Ways to Procrastinate Writing Your Blog (while still being productive)

I am a master of procrastination.  And I’ve worked very hard at becoming such a master.  Here are some of my tricks for procrastinating writing your blog, while still being productive.

1. SOCIAL MEDIA. 

Social Media Landscape by IvanWalsh.com, on Flickr
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Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Stumble Upon(If I were to name them all separately this would quickly turn into ‘Top 100 Ways To procrastinate Writing Your Blog’…and honestly, I’m just too lazy to do that).  You can spend hours, upon hours on social media.  And just think,  you are  promoting your blog and making contacts while doing so.

 

2. YOUTUBE.Going Nomadic YouTube channel screenshot - showing video of a capybara

Whether your thing is cute cat videos or the mutli-hour Stephen Lynch hour (funny ass comedian with more than wrong song/skits about his agingGrandfather andJesus Christ’s brother),  YouTube is hours of useful entertainment.  I mean, how do you know in hour 5, you won’t stumble upon a video that inspires a great idea for a blog post.  Plus you are keeping up on pop-culture and trends. 

So keep on a’ watching!

3. EDIT PHOTOS.

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Edit Photos

Don’t feel like writing?  Why not go through the 1,000’s of photos you have.  Maybe post some to #1, or combine them to music and post to #2?  You are organizing visual aids for future blogposts.

4. EMAIL.   emailinbox

We all have a ginormous inbox that needs our attention.   So go check your email.  Maybe write a few replies.  Maybe click on a bunch of links.  You never know what great deal you may find.  And you are cleaning out your inbox.  Yea productivity!

5.  CLEAN YOUR HOUSE.

male maid moping the floor in rubber gloves and a headscarf.

Clean your House

Its really hard to write when you are staring at a dirty floor, a messy bed,  or hear dishes in the sink calling you.   So go clean.  You are removing distractions.  And now that your domicile is clean, you can go nap. 

 

 

6. NAP.

We all know its hard to write when you are tired.  You don’t want to old hairdresser sleeping at workmake grammar and spelling mistakes or write a bunch of nonsense due to exhaustion.  So go nap.  When you wake up you will be refreshed and can write.  And maybe you will have an inspiring dream in the meantime.  Just remember…you aren’t being lazy..you are embracing physical and mental rejuvenation!

7. MAKE COFFEE/FOOD.

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Cook – you can’t focus when you are hungry

Look, now you have cleaned, have food, and supplied your body with needed nutrients.  If you want to take a few photos while you cook, you can (tell yourself you will) now (eventually) write about said cooking experience.

8. GO OUT.

People around a table drinking and cheering at The Wandering Paisa Hostel in Medellin, Colombia

Relax with friends – its easier to write when you are drunk and stress-free

Writing is stressful.  Sometimes you just need to unwind.  So instead of staring at that blinding screen, call up some friends and go out for drinks. It can give you a great story to tell later

And everyone knows that exercising the body (like…by dancing drunkenly on bars) helps increase creativity.  Plus the alcohol will loosen up your storytelling abilities. I mean, most great writers were drunks anyway…right?

9. READ.  Kindle Wifi in Case

You can’t be a writer without reading a lot.  So go read some blogs. Read a book.  Bust out that Kindle and go sit in a local coffee shop or hostel hammock and just read for a while.  You are avoiding the actual act of writing yourself while you build those brain cells and comprehension skills.  Can’t write if you’re dumb.

 

 

 

10.  GET EDUCATED.

Screenshot of cat video search on google

Educate yourself with free online tutorials

You are learning stuff which will help you to build-up your blog, (well, except for the actual content part). 

 

2012/04/13

How To Use A Western Toilet

western toilet sign

A sign on a toilet door in Tanzania. 

Directions are always helpful when using the loo.


This photo was taken by Steve Fabes.

Stephen Fabes wetsernsign and survivor sign

5th January 2010, central London. Steve Fabes waved goodbye to friends and family and began pedaling – he has been pedaling ever since. He is now over two years, 30 countries and 30,000 km into his mission to cycle the length of six of the earth’s continents and regularly takes on some of the most adventurous bike routes on offer. He is also a freelance travel writer. Some time in late 2014 Steve will return and who knows what travails he will have endured to reach this frontier, although it seems likely that he will be sporting an ungodly amount of body hair and blurting out the insane ramblings of someone who has become more calf muscle than man.

Whatever the case, by this point he hopes to have surpassed his target and raised over a pound per mile for the medical aid charity Merlin.

Blog – http://www.cyclingthe6.blogspot.com

Charity fundraising page – http://www.justgiving.com/cyclingthe6

Website – http://www.cyclingthe6.com

Facebook page – http://www.facebook.com/Cyclingthe6

Flickr – http://www.flickr.com/photos/cyclingthe6/collections/

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